A Metric What?!

I am working with a team of two (2) people [including myself] who are making an addition to the metric system.  The metric system was developed by people in some country in Europe called France.  France is most noted for being full of people who use the metric system.

Here is a diagram of the initial reasoning for the system:

Anyways, we are developing metric time.  Metric time will become the new standard in the world.  It will make conversions between hours, minutes, days, weeks, and years [metric names to be made at a later day] very easy.  The introduction of the metric time system will not be a smooth transition.  Since everything will be different; people will need to relearn how to tell time.

Even work weeks will be a different length.

Embrace yourselves...

Yours truly,
NO

regarding last post..

Here's the bastard regarding last post

My opinion on Australia, and all thongs Australian

I'm writing this on my mobile internet so it'll probably be full of cock-ups, so please excuse them.  Anywho, I always see photos of Australia on the internets and they concern me.  I want to know how the hell these people actually live on such an island.  I've never been, and probably never will because I want not to be murdered by a goddamn human eating spider.  Those bastards run this country.

Every time I use the washroom to relieve myself of shit, I lift the seat and search for the little bastards.. I'll try to find a link later and post it.  Australia has changed my natural habits and I've not even been. How the shit does that even happen.

In an attempt to be serious and not offend any of the [as referred to in every other country,] convicts, here's my thought on them.  They have great ideals on life.  They don't give a fuck about anything.  All they do is have fun, and make more money than me.  Whenever I try to do so, I end up with slap marks because I suppose my australian accent is shit.

At the end of the day, don't try to pick up women if your accent skills aren't pro, and you have a jealous asshole friend.

Thanks Australia for the constant fear and pain..

Do Australian women shower upside down?  -food for thought

I need to get off an internet

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