Kraft makes people?

This day, I was making lunch which consisted of hamburgers on a bbq.  I like to listen to the radio when I bbq because i like to.  does it matter why? no.  I use my blackberry playbook as a radio because FM signals are shit most of the time.  I threw a Kraft Cheese slice at it by accident and it started to control it.  I just thought it was fucked.

Do Kraft make their cheese slices resemble the human finger on purpose?  I have never been able to control a touch screen with anything other than a finger.

I'm bored.
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